Spotlight Stop. Fire and Ice. Braden Quinn. 

Ice by day and fire by night, that’s how I roll. In a crazy existence that’s driven by excessive amounts of money, hot women, and insatiable sexual thirst, I live the life of a rock star. This diary chronicles nine sexual encounters that would have never happened if I wasn’t one of the most well-known players in the best hockey league in the world.

My name is Braden Quinn, and I play for the New York Rangers. So, sit back, and enjoy my erotic memoir.

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17 Very Funny Very Short Stories: Volume 1: FunnyInFiveHundred.com Flash Fiction Collection. 

FunnyInFiveHundred.com strives to be the funniest, silliest literary website around. We publish funny flash fiction in under 500 words, and our writers deliver!

We’ve been around for more than a year now. More than five hundred submissions later, this first issue showcases 17 stories that received the most praise on our website. These authors did not let genre or convention hold them back. Expect to laugh at a story about zombies, then laugh at a story about mysterious goats, and then never guess what’s coming next.

Authors in this volume include: Clyde Always, Winnie Khaw, Steve Sibra, Robert L. Martin, Ariela Zucker, Severely Odd, Aubrey Bjork, Riss Ryker, Joe Portes, Aubrey Bjork, Riss Ryker, Joe Portes, Elizabeth Byron, Tyson Abaroa, Ellen J. Perry, Joe Novarra, Katie Lewington, Jon Penfold, Linda M. Crate, and Christopher Gonzalez.